Accelerator vs Sephiroth




Suggested by Sonic Sephiroth is incredibly fast and may surpass Accelerator in that area. You can barely even react to Sephiroth swinging his sword, but beyond that Sephiroth’s ranged attacks will be less useful here since Accelerator can reflect them all. Accelerator was pretty limited for a time when he needed the network to connect, but on his own he can use his abilities without worry and for a long time. I don’t believe Sephiroth will be able to keep up and since one touch from Accelerator can mean death Sephiroth can’t afford even the slightest mistake. Accelerator wins.

Misty vs Dorothy




Suggested by Sonic Dorothy is a powerful MAR character and certainly my favorite one. She is fast and deadly with a blade. Still, even with all of that at her disposal I’m not sure that she’ll be able to win this round. Misty has a ton of Pokemon at the ready and the sheer numbers of her army will prove to be very difficult to deal with. Dorothy’s ARMS can hold some of them off, but not all of them. Misty wins.

Kaguro vs Kazuya




Suggested by Sonic Kazuya has his demon mode which does amplify all of his stats, but I don’t think it will be quite enough to take down Kaguro. Kaguro was able to easily outspeed Gen and that kid was already quite fast. Kaguro’s attacks will also deal a lot of damage and while I don’t think his healing will be enough to outpace Kazuya’s attacks, they just won’t be hitting him often enough. Kaguro will be careful and he’ll chip away at Kazuya. Kaguro wins.

Savageman vs Copy X




Suggested by Sonic Savageman and Copy X are both some of the strongest fighters in their respective sections of the Mega Man series. Copy X has a ton of abilities and is basically X if the hero had ever turned evil. On the other hand Savageman was able to move with tremendous speed before he even had his dark chip infusions. Once he had those then his abilities jumped into a whole new level and I believe he would be able to land enough hits to win before his body would begin to break down. Savageman wins.

Vakishim vs Mettaur




Suggested by Destroyer Mettaur is a fun enemy and with their helmet they actually can block some attacks which makes them way more useful than other minions. These guys can actually make you pause and take a step back for a second while other enemies would just crumble before you. None of this takes away from the fact that Vakishim can quickly blast Mettaur into oblivion when the match starts, but it’s at least a consolation right? Mettaur will go down with dignity. Vakishim wins.

Vakishim vs Pickman




Suggested by Destroyer Pickman can swing his little pickaxe around, but it’s not like that’s really going to do anything. Vakishim’s exterior is way too durable for that to even cause any damage. He’ll be able to shoot his energy blasts from afar with such range and power that Pickman will be gone before he can even get into combat range. That really doesn’t bode well for the fighter. Maybe Pickman will have better luck next year with a power up of some kind. He could certainly use one. Vakishim wins.

Vakishim vs Goomba




Suggested by Destroyer Goomba is one of the most well known enemies in all of fiction. The guy has been around since the very beginning and while he may loose every match that he is in the guy never loses heart. He is absolutely outgunned in every match but still manages to stay strong and keeps on trying to make a name for himself. If that isn’t true dedication then I don’t know what is. It won’t be enough to win though. Vakishim wins.

Vakishim vs Chunk




Suggested by Destroyer The Chunk won’t fare much better against Vakishim than Howard did. What holds the Chunk back so much is the fact that he can’t really fight all that well. The guy has his gems that he can spit out and teleportation but what can that do to a powerful Kaiju like Vakishim? Vakishim has the overwhelming edge in power here and won’t let Chunk forget that for an instance. A single energy blast will end this match. Vakishim wins.

Vakishim vs Howard Aguello




Suggested by Destroyer Vakishim is a pretty powerful Kaiju and not a beast to be underestimated. He has given Ultraman a pretty powerful fight back in the day and certainly hasn’t gotten any weaker since then. Howard will have to be very careful since his gun will only be able to do so much against such a powerful opponent. Honestly it probably wouldn’t even make a scratch on Vakishim so Howard is really doomed right from the start. His only option here is to surrender. Vakishim wins.

Goosebumps Review


I definitely had a good time reading these books back in the day. The series was a fun little horror title with a good amount of twists and turns. The series peaked with the 12 book crossover event where various villains and leads met up and ultimately ended up fighting it out. The movie brings together a lot of the most iconic villains together and ends up being a solid experience.

We start off by seeing Zach and his Mom heading to a new house. Zach isn’t particularly happy about this but perks up when he meets their next door neighbor. Hannah tells Zach that the only fun thing to do around here is sneak into the abandoned amusement park at night and climb the Ferris Wheel. Ah well, he’ll make it work. Unfortunately her father isn’t quite as welcoming and threatens Zach not to go near her. Zach doesn’t really want to obey this and when he accidentally frees the most powerful Goosebump monsters it forces a most reluctant team up. Zach and Stine put aside their differences to save the town, but can they really defeat the powerful Slappy?

The film is at its best when the monsters are running around causing havoc. The Garden Gnomes do a pretty good job of getting the danger levels up right away. Admittedly I can’t take them all that seriously compared to the bigger monsters but they do have the numbers advantage which is always important. They can also regenerate in this film which is extremely handy and was unexpected. Then of course you have Slappy who is the best villain of the bunch. He is possibly a little too powerful here though. He has the ability to teleport and can also teleport objects that he is not in contact with. Then Slappy can create bright flashes of light which stun his opponents for a second. As you can imagine there isn’t really a way that he can lose here. He probably could have ended the main characters within a few minutes of first appearing. Still, the guy likes to put on a good show and is pretty theatrical about the situation.

The least impressive monsters were probably the Gel monster and the Yeti. The Gel one can’t even talk after all and the Yeti isn’t all that fierce. Some monsters/enemies that looked cool but didn’t get to do much were the aliens and the Kaiju. There are a lot of Goosebump enemies though so it’s hard to grab them all. I’m a little surprised we didn’t see the camera though, that’s still one of the best books.

Zach is a reasonable main character. As far as leads moving to a new house go, he actually takes it fairly well. The whole romance plot happens really quickly though. In context they’ve only known each other for around 2-3 days so that’s not much at all. There’s not much else to say against Zach though. He seems like a nice enough kid and one of his first instincts was to call the cops which is good. The guy is pro-active which is important in a main character. He is someone you can count on.

Then you have the friend who is definitely the annoying character of the group. He’s out of his depth from the start and constantly tries to run away. He also gets a very quick romance plot with one of those endings that probably will make you cringe. It feels a little too easy there and it may have been slightly better if the friend had any good scenes before trying to bite a monster. Otherwise you just can’t take this guy seriously.

The heroine is pretty reasonable here. Hannah probably could have saved them all some time earlier on though by either sending Zach a signal or realizing that the heroes may head for the books. I suppose Stine told her to hide while he talked to the cops and from there on maybe she actually obeyed his orders to keep to herself. I suppose Stine had to keep her hidden so the cops wouldn’t find out one of the twists but that definitely ended up making the situation pretty complicated for all of them. Stine isn’t nearly as solid as Hannah or Zach. He’s definitely more on the selfish side and you can’t really call him heroic. He’ll do what’s best for him and that’s it. The guy probably should have burned the books earlier to be honest.

There aren’t many supporting characters here, but I did like the cops. You’ve got the over eager newbie and the experienced guy who has seen it all. They may not be the most competent cops, but at least they mean well. You’ll probably be wishing they could have put up a better fight against the aliens, but in their defense it is a one hit KO scenario. If you don’t get the first hit then that’s game over.

Goosebumps is a fun film at its core though. It’s got a nice set of monsters to work with and the effects are pretty good. There is a proper sense of danger here as well. I’d say that the film’s main two weak points are the romance and some crude humor. The latter doesn’t happen much, possibly just a scene or two. It’s still pretty gross though. As for the romance, I’d say that both the main romance and the quick one with the friend don’t work well. You could also throw in Stine’s little thing at the very end. None of them feel natural and they’re all just forced in to have some romance thrown in. It really feels like the movie is just ticking a box with this.

I gotta give the movie some props for the ending as well. The ending is really 2 fold here. The first half is expected, but also narrative. If Stine didn’t make one last book it would have made absolutely no sense and the fact that Zach didn’t even think about this does reflect poorly on his character. If this was not a part of the ending I dare say that it could have cost the film a star. Then you’ve got the twist ending which is common for a horror film, but I admit that I wasn’t really sure Goosebumps would do it. Well, the film does add the twist here and I was really glad they did. It may not be a big thing, but personally it just rounds out the experience pretty well.

Overall, Goosebumps is a solid movie and one that is definitely worth seeing. It’s pretty nostalgic to see the monsters return for some action. It’s a nice adaption and it’ll be tough for the sequel to match this one. Not saying it isn’t possible of course, but it’ll need to be firing off on all cylinders to pull it off. If you are on the fence on watching this one or not I would say to just take the plunge. I believe you’ll be glad you did and you may even be surprised at how tough some of these monsters are.

Overall 7/10