Incineroar vs Shulk



Suggested by Sonic Incineroar has returned to grace us with his presence once more. He has a good amount of attack power and speed so he is always able to give his opponent a good fight. That being said, I definitely think Shulk would have the edge here. In his final forms he is a considerable threat to gods and being able to see the future is always handy. Simply put, he can move faster than Incineroar and his attacks will deal massive damage. Incineroar won’t be able to stand up to that for long. Shulk wins.

Godzilla 1985 Review


It’s time to look at one of the older Godzilla movies. This one brought Godzilla back in his most fearsome film yet. It’s easy to see why this new series of Godzilla movies really took off. People liked the originals quite a lot of course, but I think the world was ready for a more serious incarnation of the character. Personally I preferred the cheesier days, but I like the newer films as well. This one is fairly good, but still makes you end up missing having some other giant monsters for Godzilla to deal with. Just having the Big G on his own is not quite as exciting.

The film starts with someone wandering onto a boat and seeing that the whole crew has been murdered. A giant sea creature is responsible, but everyone decides to pin the blame on Godzilla instead. Honestly the big Kaiju was innocent this time around, but Godzilla decides to destroy all of Japan just to clear his name. Japan seems doomed, but that’s when America steps in. They decide that they’ll end the threat of Godzilla once and for all and prove that modern weaponry actually can make a difference in this fight.

I have to admit that the beginning was a lot more atmospheric than I expected it would be. The scene of the guy walking through the ship and encountering the alien like species was intense. It was like something out of a horror film. The scene was a little on the violent side with the corpses though. I think they could have been more subtle with the effects which would also work better with the horror vibe. This subplot never really amounted to much in the dub version either. You would barely even know it was concluded. Apparently it seems like the subplot was still wrapped up according to Wikipedia, but it was shortened to the point where it really just felt like filler.

On the positive side, it is always nice to see Godzilla. He appears for a reasonable amount of time here. It is unfortunate that he is more of a mindless monster here than the cunning Kaiju that we see him to be in other films. It really depends on the movie, but sometimes Godzilla is just a monster who is out for destruction and other times he actually has a will of his own. This movie seemed to be the former although he certainly made the most of it. This Godzilla was happy to crush anyone he could find and even his facial expression seemed a lot meaner than usual. His face was frozen in a glare throughout the entire movie. This was very clearly not a Kaiju that you could mess with.

For the human characters, I guess they were okay. They didn’t have a whole lot of personality, but ultimately were trying to do the right thing. The main character wasn’t particularly good at his job as he tends to talk aloud and spill government secrets. I can only assume that he will improve from here on out though. The heroine doesn’t really do much besides bring papers to the main characters and such while the old professor is busy telling everyone that you can’t beat Godzilla. As the Kaiju was ultimately defeated with ease he ended up looking bad.

The Cold War battles between the U.S. and Russia were pretty interesting here. It was nice to see us shoot their missile out of the sky and save the world. The U.S. ultimately did the most to save the world in this film. Not only did they save Japan from Russia but they also stopped Godzilla by pressuring him into the Volcano. I think it’s safe to say that they were the MVP here and that’s why it’s fun to have them around. There are many Godzilla films where you wonder how much quicker it would have finished if America had stepped up to the plate. Well…not we know.

On that note, I do have another issue with the climax. As mentioned, in this film they portray Godzilla as a mindless monster which allows the heroes to trick him. They play some bird sounds and throw it in the Volcano so Godzilla peers over and then they push him in with controlled explosions. That’s really not a very satisfying way to end that plot and I don’t think Godzilla should have gone down like that. He’s the King of the Monsters! A quick fall into a volcano shouldn’t do much and I don’t think he should have been lured to the edge so easily either. It was a bit iffy, but I guess they had to end the film somehow.

The special effects are pretty decent. The city shots have improved quite a bit compared to the Showa days. The actual suit seems to be about the same but the laser blasts are certainly more colorful. It looks like a strobe light show by the end as explosions of all colors start popping up as Godzilla torches the city. At one point the whole city appears to be in flames which was a nice touch as well. While the soundtrack is less noticeable, I did like the Godzilla roars as always.

There is one comic relief character who decides to rob some restaurants while Godzilla is nearby. Honestly it’s not a bad plan if you’re a villain since everyone evacuated so you’ve got the city to yourself. The problem for this guy is that he’s drunk so everything takes him forever and ultimately he ends up just getting stomped like everyone else. I do think the main characters did seem to surprisingly not care about the guy at all, but at that point all they could think of was surviving.

Overall, Godzilla 1985 isn’t a bad reboot. I think it was an unnecessary one though and the films should have just kept going from the Showa series. Ultimately this era would pick up steam as the monsters were introduced, but it was a bit of a rocky start. It’s a controversial opinion, but I believe Godzilla films are always best when there is another monster for Godzilla to face. When it’s just him then there isn’t as much tension or excitement since it’s not as if the government can do much against him. (Well…they win sometimes, but it’s still not as exciting) Still, the writing was on point and the pacing was good. This film is still worth a watch and if you can’t take Godzilla seriously then you should certainly watch this movie. It’s probably one of the darkest Godzilla films even if you might find it a little hard to take the movie too seriously with the voices. For the record, I enjoy the dubbing, it’s always pretty fun.

Overall 6/10

Magician Mickey Review


It’s time to look at a very quick Disney short. Now, most of these old shorts were quite…short, but this one really takes the cake. It’s listed as 8 minutes online, but it seemed to only be about 2-3 minutes while watching it. Maybe the special was just that good, but it does seem like the shortest of all the Disney shorts and that is actually pretty impressive. There are really only 2 main characters here, Donald and Mickey. Naturally they are on opposing sides here as you might expect.

The film starts off with Mickey performing some tricks on stage. He is a magician and not simply one who uses parlor tricks to get by. Mickey knows real magic so I assume this is in the same continuity as that other special where Mickey was learning spells under the tutelage of that random magician. Unfortunately Donald isn’t a fan of Mickey’s act and decides to sabotage the mouse. Mickey doesn’t really like confrontation so he avoids Donald for a little while, but eventually he decides to put the duck in his place. Sparks fly and both characters really get into it. There is a winner here though as the special doesn’t end on a cop out.

It’s a fun enough short. I like seeing this more confident version of Mickey. He isn’t about to let Donald just get his way without a fight. Still, Mickey is a professional so he tries to end the situation in a way that is still entertaining to his captive audience. I have to admit that this is one of his best appearances in the various Disney shorts. Then we have Donald who is pretty fun as always. He is definitely the antagonist here, I don’t think there can be any doubt on that fact. Still, while Donald is unreasonable he is still entertaining as you would expect. He’ll definitely give you flashbacks to any hecklers you may have faced in showbiz. They can’t be pleased and they won’t be silenced. All you can do is listen to them and wait for an opening to use your next act. Of course once the heckler gets violent as Donald did then you can be all set to use your skills to wow the crowd and stop this disruption.

The animation looks pretty smooth as always. I like the character designs here and the stage looks pretty nice. There was definitely a lot of care that went into this. There isn’t much of a soundtrack, but I suppose you wouldn’t reasonably expect one here. On a technical level this special delivered just as well as it did with the writing and the characters. It’s a solid short from whatever angle you decide to look at it from.

Overall, Magician Mickey is a nice short to watch while you polishing off an afternoon snack. It’s the perfect amount of time for that and it’ll feel pretty nostalgic. There’s nothing wrong with the special and it only takes a few minutes to watch so why wouldn’t you take the plunge? Because it is so short I don’t think it will wind up being one of your favorites or anything like that, but I’ll still give the short some props for doing a good amount in its limited time frame. We’ll see if any upcoming short can hope to match this one.

Overall 7/10

Joker vs Slade


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Suggested by iKnowledge Both of these guys are some of Batman’s most dangerous enemies. While Joker did best Deathstroke in the only time that they’ve fought (To my knowledge) Deathstroke wasn’t exactly prepared for that battle. In his Trigon form, Slade has amped up strength and some mild healing regeneration. Coupled with his own formidable skills I believe that will be enough to take Joker down. Joker’s good, but he simply isn’t good enough. Slade wins.

Joker vs Ulik



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Suggested by iKnowledge The Joker is a very cunning villain. He’s also been shown to be quite proficient in hand to hand combat at times. It won’t do much against a foe as powerful as Ulik the Troll though. Ulik can take hits from someone like Thor, there isn’t really anything Joker can do that will hurt him. One swing of his fists and Ulik will have Joker down for the count. I’m afraid that the Crown Prince of Crime will have to retire here. Ulik wins.

Flatman vs Gmerl



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Suggested by Destroyer Flatman doesn’t really have a shot here. I know that’s not how you usually want a fight description to go, but Gmerl is just way too powerful. He’s got super speed and strength at his disposal. Both of those traits are already a whole lot more than what Flatman has going for him. I would say that Flatman at least has experience, but he really doesn’t have a whole lot of that either. I think he’s just completely outmatched here. Gmerl wins.

Klaptrap vs Roy



Suggested by Sonic Klaptrap is a pretty common enemy but don’t let this fool you. The guy can bite with the best of them! He’s not just another enemy to kick around. Still, I think it’s safe to say that Roy’s got this one in the bag. A single hit from his flame sword would be enough to end the match. His speed and determination will ensure that he gets the hit. This may have been Klaptrap’s debut match, but it wasn’t enough to put him over the edge. Roy wins.

Elastic Waistband vs Question


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Suggested by Destroyer The Elastic Waistband won’t fare much better than Flatman did against the Question. He can stretch but that’s about it. Question has gone toe to toe with some of the best hand to hand fighters in all of DC. He can certainly adapt pretty well to a simple gimmick like stretching. If Elastic could mix his abilities with a few elements or had super speed then that could be a different story but as it stands I don’t see how he can hope to win. Question wins.

Flatman vs AntiVenom




Suggested by Destroyer Flatman is a pretty flat character for the most part. Nobody has heard of the guy and you can’t even take his design seriously. There’s probably a lot of potential behind this character, but it’s all been wasted. He won’t be able to do much against AntiVenom. Eddie has a lot of combat experience at his disposal and could probably beat Flatman in an instant. There just isn’t much that this guy can hope to do against him. AntiVenom wins.

Spring Man vs Ryu



Suggested by Sonic Spring Man is a pretty good fighter. Not only does he have the proper fundamentals that you would expect from any hand to hand fighter, but he can launch his fists to attack from long range. Unfortunately that doesn’t mean much to a master of the fist such as Ryu. Ryu has trained all his life to be the best fighter that he can. His discipline is far greater than that of Spring Man and he also has the Dark Hatsu at his disposal. Ryu can easily crush whatever attacks Spring Man launches his way. Ryu wins.