Category Archives: Battles

Alex Hopper vs Hange

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Suggested by Destroyer Alex Hopper is a pretty great field agent or so he thinks, but he doesn’t have the superior tech that Hange possesses. In a hand to hand fight I think there’s a real chance that he could win, but the fight won’t come down to that. Alex will be using his gun while Hange will be using the 3D gear. There’s no reason for either of them not to use these tools. Once they are in play then there is no way for Alex to win. He will be outmaneuvered at every turn. Hange wins.

Zeed Millenniummon vs Goku

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Suggested by Anonymous Zeed Millenniummon has returned, but now he’s fighting the Saiyan of legend. Goku has attained many different forms over the years and his powers are basically absolute. I don’t think Zeed has a chance of keeping up with Goku at all and a single blast would destroy the Digimon. There are very few who can take on Goku, in fact there are probably less than 5 and that’s really crazy if you think about it. Goku wins.

Devlin vs Kirito

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It’s time for Kirito to show why swords are all he needs to take the win. Devlin is a fairly confident agent who talks a big game, but at the end of the day he never really seems ready for a fight. He isn’t exactly decisive and the guy always appears to be outmatched. I don’t think Kirito will have any trouble at all taking him down in a fight here. Kirito’s defeated far more imposing opponents in his day and has the clear edge in speed and strength. Kirito wins.

Encyclopedia Brown vs Lara Croft

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Suggested by Destroyer Encyclopedia Brown seems like a nice kid, but at the end of the day that’s all he is. What can a kid hope to do against a trained fighter like Lara? Take away her gadgets and she’s still an incredibly tough fighter who won’t go down easy. Brown can’t say the same for himself and it’s not like this is a battle of wits. His plans will only delay the inevitable as Lara can easily win this in a multitude of different ways. Lara Croft wins.

Gigantosaurus vs Mama Bear

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Suggested by Destroyer This match is a bit of a stomp. Mama Bear is certainly a tough figure, but she’s not quite ready to fight huge dinosaurs like this one. The Gigantosaurus lives up to its name and would be able to win this fight with a single bite. I think the real question is whether Mama Bear would surrender the match as soon as it starts or forfeit long before. Either way, that’s her best option. Gigantosaurus wins.

Ford Brody vs Norman Bates

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Suggested by Destroyer It’s time for a battle of opposites. Ford Brody is the ultimate GI Joe who went all in against the Kaiju known as Godzilla. Then you have Norman who usually likes to attack people with sneaky maneuvers. In a straight up fight Ford would definitely take Norman down. He’s got the better weapons as well as the better training. There isn’t anything Norman can do to stop his inevitable defeat. Ford Brody wins.

Rosalina vs Mewtwo

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Suggested by Sonic Rosalina may travel the cosmos, but that doesn’t mean she is ready for the big time. Mewtwo still has her beat in both attack and speed. He can hurl a lot of Shadow Balls at Rosalina to distract her as he goes in for the wind. Her projectile reflection may work for a while, but it leaves her open to attack. Since Mewtwo can switch up his attack patterns at will this does not bode well for the princess. Mewtwo wins.

Roy vs Wii Fit Trainer

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Suggested by Sonic The Wii Fit Trainer is not a character that you want to underestimate. Her abilities may not be flashy, but she’s gone up against some pretty tough opponents in Super Smash. That being said, I don’t think she will be able to handle Roy here. Roy is simply too fast and too powerful. A single fire slash will get past whatever plans she has made. She has no attacks to counter him and his balance is superb so she can’t use athletics to her advantage. Roy wins.

Roy vs Diddy Kong

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Suggested by Sonic Diddy Kong may be a pretty solid powerhouse, but he doesn’t have the pure fundamentals that Roy possesses. Furthermore, Roy’s speed is far greater than that of Diddy’s. Diddy will be lucky to land a single good hit here. He’s simply outmatched and I don’t think he has anything up his sleeve here to even give him a fighting chance. Even if he does land some hits, they wouldn’t be as powerful as DK’s and thus Roy can take them with ease. Ultimately Diddy is simply doomed this time. Roy wins.

Queen Beryl vs Dr Strange

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Suggested by iKnowledge Queen Beryl is one of the most popular Sailor Moon villains. She certainly put up an impressive fight when necessary and was a figure who commanded respect. That being said, I think Dr Strange has the edge here. His abilities are more versatile so he is less predictable. Beryl will have to rely on her barrier and energy blast while Dr Strange can fly around or use his magic in a variety of ways like with his magic chains or duplicates. Either way, I think that will quickly prove to be too much for Queen Beryl. Dr Strange wins.