Grumpy Bear vs Barney




Suggested by Sonic Barney’s a nice dinosaur but he is totally outclassed here. Grumpy Bear has a ton of pretty great feats. Even if you ignore the various levels of Toon Force, Grumpy Bear can still fire off energy blasts, has a decent amount of speed, flight, etc. He can blast away at Barney from the sky and that’ll be the end of that. Barney has no real long range options to consider and his days of teaching the world how to be nicer have dulled his fighting senses. Grumpy Bear wins.

Sceptile vs Celebi




Suggested by Sonic Celebi has always been a pretty fun Pokemon and her ability to manipulate time is pretty impressive. That being said, Sceptile has a ton of raw power so he really won’t have any problem taking Celebi down a few pegs. In terms of physical ability Celebi has never been one of the stronger Pokemon. There’s not a whole lot that she can do against this fighter. Sceptile also unlocked Mega Evolution which greatly increases his abilities even further. Sceptile wins.

Mirror Master vs Orion




Suggested by Sonic Mirror Master is easily one of the most powerful Flash villains and I always liked how unique his power set is. It would be difficult for Orion to catch him initially because of all the mirrors but Orion has the power to level the planet if he keeps going. Mirror Master will run out of places to hide eventually and the main problem here is really the fact that at the end of the day he has no real way to hurt Orion. Orion wins.

Queen Beryl vs Batwing




Suggested by Destroyer Queen Beryl was one of the first big Sailor Moon villains and her energy attacks are quite fierce. As skilled as Batwing is, he isn’t ready to try to oppose such strength. Batwing’s array of gadgets and tech isn’t quite up to the job here. He definitely has the edge in close quarters combat, but Beryl has no reason to let him even get close and her barrier will certainly be able to block all of his attacks. Queen Beryl wins.

Sailor Jupiter vs Batwing




Suggested by Destroyer Sailor Jupiter is the most experienced hand to hand fighter of the main scouts so she could defend herself a bit. That being said, I’d still give Batwing the edge in a close quarters encounter. Fortunately for the scout she also has her thunder abilities and I believe that would definitely give her the edge here. Batwing’s suit won’t be able to withstand this level of power and it would also be hard for him to dodge for long. Sailor Jupiter wins.

Sailor Venus vs Batwing




Suggested by Destroyer Sailor Venus has a good array of attack moves here. One thing that will allow her to get the early edge against Batwing is certainly her energy whip. It will ensure that he can’t get too close and in a ranged battle she has the considerable edge here. There isn’t a whole lot that Batwing can do here. If he were to get in close then he could possible take her out before Venus counters but that’s a big if. Sailor Venus wins.

Sailor Mercury vs Batwing




Suggested by Destroyer Sailor Mercury should be able to give Batwing a pretty good fight here. Batwing definitely has the edge in hand to hand combat here. His attacks will also be difficult for Mercury to dodge although in the past she has done well to avoid some energy attacks. I think this one could go down to the wire, but ultimately Mercury’s bubble attacks will cripple his armor and she is durable enough to survive his attacks longer than he can endure hers. Sailor Mercury wins.

Cygnus Wing vs Batwing




Suggested by Destroyer Batwing is a pretty good fighter and I always liked his armor. There are so many Bat characters around that I can understand if people find him a bit redundant but Gotham is so dangerous that you do effectively need an army of vigilantes to keep the order. That said, he doesn’t have any powers and a suit isn’t going to be enough to take down someone like Cygnus Wing. Batwing won’t be able to keep up with the guy’s speed. Cygnus Wing wins.

Dynasty Warriors 5 Stats and Records

Stats time!

Total Play Time 30m 41s
Total KO’s 395
Total Points 8543

Stage Stats

Stage 1

KO’s 61
Total Points 1409
Clear Time 2m 46s

Stage 2

KO’s 26
Total Points 1501
Clear Time 3m 9s

Stage 3

KO’s 78
Total Points 1615
Clear Time 4m 25s

Stage 4

KO’s 138
Total Points 1797
Clear Time 7m 7s

Stage 5

KO’s 92
Total Points 2221
Clear Time 13m 12s

River City Ransom Review


It’s time to look at the next NES title. Slowly but surely I’m cranking down on the rest of these NES games. At the time of writing this I have around 22 left I believe which is pretty good. At this rate I should have them all done by the end of June and then I’ll be eagerly awaiting Nintendo’s announcement that they are adding more. The other good news is that now I’m getting to the big games. Gone are the sport games, now I’m up for more of the plot type games or at least ones that have more in the way of gameplay.

I recently played River City Girls so it was pretty fun to go back and play the original. This is a game that has definitely aged quite well. First off we’ve actually got a plot with cutscenes here. The main character’s girlfriend was kidnapped by a bunch of thugs so the hero is off to save her. Along the way he will have to defeat 9 different gangs so it’s going to be a long day for the hero. Fortunately you can utilize just about everything you come across as a weapon and you also pass by a lot of malls to replenish your health.

One impressive thing about the game is that it has a full open world much like River City Girls. The game isn’t linear so you choose where you want to go first. Each area has a boss once you beat a lot of the minions and presumably once you beat all 9 then you will clear the game. Open world is a concept that has always been a lot of fun although there is still something to be said for a more linear experience. I wouldn’t say that either is better as they each have their positives but open world can be a little more dangerous if you have the potential to get stuck. I’ve had that happen to me in the past and it was pretty dicey. That actually happened in this game as well.

See, you don’t actually seem to trigger the boss if you bypass the henchmen. After I beat the first boss I figured, why not run to the school since that’s where the hostage is being kept right? So, I made a beeline over there including jumping down from a cliff and entering a passageway. I made it to the school, but nothing was happening even after I beat all of the henchmen a few times. So, I had to go back and clear the other levels but the problem is that you can’t actually go back once you cross the cliff. It’s an interesting design choice and one that seems a bit fatal depending on how fast you go through the game. Perhaps there is a way to get unstuck there and if so, kudos to whoever figured that out. I was going to go through the whole game but since it’s not really linear anyway and finding all of the bosses would take a while I figured I’d stop here.

There are few games where I would explore a whole labyrinth to find answers and one of those would be Metroid for honor. At this point that game’s personal. River City Girls took this game’s premise and really ran with it though. The best new addition that game had was a big map system. If you ever got lost you could consult that. This game has no map which is understandable since that would have been difficult back then but I would have definitely enjoyed it.

The combat is definitely a lot of fun here. You can really hit people with combo after combo, but the computers don’t just sit there and take it either. They actually block quite a lot which is pretty impressive and when they lunge at you it can be hard to react in time. You definitely have to stay on your guard. I really like the Baseball bat and highly recommend equipping it as much as possible. There are a ton of stores so you definitely want to buy food at them. Not only does it increase your health but it can also increase all of your other stats like attack power and speed.

The graphics are definitely pretty solid. I like the character designs for the various characters. They look tough as you’d expect such a character to be. These guys are clearly not messing around and that’s a good thing. Whatever threat comes up, the hero is ready to squash it. The soundtrack is also pretty catchy. It’s nice and fast paced and definitely gets you into the moment.

Overall, River City Ransom is definitely a pretty fun game. The fact that it has a real story is pretty cool and the gameplay is pretty solid. There’s a good amount of content here to playing through the game could last you an hour or two. The only thing holding is back is really the lack of a map feature and the point of no return. Just make sure you take out all of the goons in each area without skipping any and then you should be fine. Slow and steady wins the race as always.

Overall 6/10