Simon (Gurren Lagann) vs Zaraki



Suggested by Destroyer Now this was an interesting one because you could make a strong case for Zaraki being fast enough to run in and get a lot of stabs through. He is crazy strong after all but the main reason I don’t see him winning this one is because getting to Simon would just be too difficult. Simon can destroy whole planets and fire off tons of lasers while Zaraki is approaching. The guy has a whole lot of durability but it isn’t infinite so eventually he would be going down for the count while Simon has an extremely high degree of stamina. He basically doesn’t get tired and can keep up the assault. Simon (Gurren Lagann) wins.

Time Eater vs Robin (Tim)



Suggested by Destroyer While the Time Eater was definitely not nearly as impressive as we had all hoped, he technically had a good amount of speed and gave Sonic a fight. Robin gained super strength and energy projection at one point but I wouldn’t trust him to be able to take down Time Eater solo. That seems like it would just be asking too much of the kid and this robot is one of those powerful fighters that can keep up a solid offensive barrage while dodging counter strikes. Robin wouldn’t be able to keep up. Time Eater wins.

Cosmoman vs Colonel



Suggested by Sonic Cosmoman and Colonel are both powerful fighters. In the manga they even got to briefly go up against each other before it was interrupted. Cosmoman certainly has the edge in long range while Colonel would crush him in close quarters. That’s why I would go with Colonel because he has the speed to force a close range battle. Cosmoman can hold out for a while but ultimately he would be overwhelmed. Colonel was able to trade blades against Bass for a brief amount of time after all. Colonel wins.

Update 4/1/2023 It was pointed out that Cosmoman’s got his fusion with Nebula Grey at the ready so in the end that will be enough to turn the tides here. Cosmoman wins.

Eggman vs Jin



Suggested by Sonic Eggman is always an interesting fighter to have here because he has a ton of robots to do his bidding and many suits of armor. If Jin had to destroy all of them then I dare say that he would lose this round. Of course he only needs to destroy Eggman and the problem for the good doctor is that his durability isn’t great. So even while he has his defenses up, stray blasts from Jin’s devil laser and overwhelming power would end up putting him down for good. Jin wins.

Raiden vs Dark Pit



Suggested by Sonic Dark Pit is powerful and can basically do anything that Pit can. What holds him back a little in this match though is that he doesn’t have the speed to keep up with Raiden. Raiden’s speed is completely insane within the metal gear franchise. He has healing as well and a lot of strong sword slices. If he lands direct hits on Dark Pit then this will be all over and that’s why victory is assured. There just isn’t any stopping Raiden when he gets on a roll and so Dark Pit has no escape. Raiden wins.

Sentry vs Unicron



Suggested by Sonic Sentry is an extremely powerful fighter and his speed is quite incredible. Unicron will have a lot to deal with in trying to keep this guy down. Unicron has the durability to tank some of the hits but ultimately he runs into the common issue of not having the speed to evade Sentry’s hits for long. As a result he will just be shattered into a million pieces with no way to really land any counter strikes on the Sentry. It’s a lost cause for him. Sentry wins.

Groudon vs Nuova Shenron



Suggested by Sonic Groudon is a very powerful Pokemon, definitely one of the stronger legendaries around. It’s safe to say that his fire attacks might be a bit hot even for this Shenron but ultimately the problem for him is that he won’t be able to keep up in terms of speed or durability. Nuova really just needs one very solid hit to connect and that should take Groudon out of the competition. Groudon isn’t fast enough to dodge the hit either so that’s why he would be taken down here. Nuova Shenron wins.

Shangri-La Frontier


This one’s a pretty interesting title with how it handles the video game worlds. Unlike Sword Art Online or .Hack where death means complete obliteration, this one is actually playing it out normally for now. You log in and have fun. It’s already got good action though and a less intense story could work out here. I’ll be interested in where it goes and it’s off to a fun start. I will have a review up as soon as I finish the series.

Overall 7/10

Deathtrap Review


It’s time for a film about a lot of murder planning. It definitely went quite a bit different than I was expecting though and particularly the poster gives you a very different vibe. More of a comedic touch with a lot of crazy shenanigans going on. I think that would have worked rather well but this one jumps the shark around midway and from there things just don’t end well. The main premise here had potential but ultimately it wasn’t to be this time.

The movie starts with Sidney’s new play starting but sadly it ends up bombing. He seems to have lost all of his talent at this point although his wife Myra believes he can still make a comeback. It’s just getting tougher and tougher the older he gets. One day his former pupil Clifford sends over a manuscript that is actually quite excellent. Sidney realizes that this could even be his ticket to stardom if he can just bump the guy off. Can he really do such a thing though? Myra thinks this is a bad idea and tells him not to do it but Sidney is determined. Clifford may be in trouble now!

So the story from this point is actually rather solid. Clifford shows up and there’s a bit of a whole cat and mouse thing going on. Sidney and Myra are acting strangely but Clifford doesn’t really know what’s going on. By the time he is starting to put the pieces together it’s a bit late for him to get away. After all Sidney drove him here and the house is in the middle of nowhere. So the whole thing is rather tense and you could absolutely build a whole film around this premise if you have the nerve for it. The dialogue would carry the film as both keep up the pretense that this is still friendly while Clifford makes the case for why he should live and Sidney makes the case of why he should die.

You would have a whole lot of epic conversations that way. Meanwhile Myra adds to it by trying to come up with positives for Clifford staying alive. She can be a bit overly dramatic in the film like with all the yelling but ultimately I thought she was a good character. I preferred her to the other two at least and while she could be very wishy washy about what she wanted to do, she had some kind of a moral compass at least. Unfortunately things don’t go great for her here. It’s a shame because you feel like the plan to get her had a very low probability of success but at the same time you knew it was going to work.

The cast here is very small as the only other character here is the fortune teller known as Helga. Her powers actually appear to be somewhat legit in this film as she has good instincts and knows things that she just shouldn’t know. She makes for an interesting character. She comes a bit out of nowhere mind you but I suppose she worked well enough. She’s mainly here to help increase the tension and to lead up to the ending.

Now unfortunately what crushes the film is the second half plot twist. It’s a big twist so in a way you should skip this paragraph if you haven’t seen the film but on the other hand it can be a big determiner on if you even watch the film or not so it’s hard to say. But here goes. Basically Clifford and Sidney hatched this plan together in order to bump off Myra and take her money. This is because it turns out that Clifford and Sidney are actually together and he never loved his wife. The whole thing screams shock value for sure and turns the plot on its head. It’s a shame they had to include this element into the movie and it basically takes up both of their dialogues from this moment on.

Their relationship becomes a focal point of the film so you’re just waiting for one of them to be bumped off. The issue is that neither will for a while because you now keep up the cat and mouse game but with both of them playing nice while waiting to make a move. So their scenes get hard to watch for a while there. It’s too bad because this does have a lot of potential but they should have gone with the original premise from the first half. Clifford trying to stay alive while Myra is on the fence and Sidney is the attacker was already a great dynamic that just got ruined there.

The movie knows how to build suspense so I’ll give it that. If it stayed away from shock value then it would have ultimately been better. For the first half the writing is on point as well and the effects throughout the movie are good. While I don’t really buy the whole Myra situation pretty much at all, the film did lay the groundwork for it so I’ll give the movie some credit there. Even if I didn’t buy it, it’s not like it was a plot hole or anything. Just treat it as a gamble that happened to pay off and that works well enough.

Overall, Ultimately I can’t really recommend this one. If you want a classic murder mystery then check out Clue or one of the old Hitchcock films. You can definitely pull off good plot twists in a film to shake things up but this just wasn’t one of them. It ends up overshadowing the rest of the film even though the movie had done some things well. Having weapons around due to the main character being a script writer actually made sense and was a good plot reason to have them around. The tactics were also good but ultimately that was just the end of the line. The ending of the movie is very satisfying at least so it ends on a decent note there.

Overall 3/10