Sailor Mercury vs Rhinestone Goomba




Suggested by Destroyer Sailor Mercury is a proud Sailor Scout and her water based abilities are tricky to deal with. The Rhinestone Goomba has definitely not dealt with anyone quite like her before and won’t be ready for this fight. He’s severely outclassed from the get go and doesn’t really have any options to fight back here. I don’t see any avenue to victory. Sailor Mercury wins.

Sailor Jupiter vs Rhinestone Goomba




Suggested by Destroyer Sailor Jupiter is a strong Sailor Scout who doesn’t even need her elemental powers to win here. She is a solid hand to hand fighter and Goomba doesn’t really have any hands to fight back with. She would quickly outmanuever him throughout the fight and take a decisive lead in the fight. If she wanted to end this sooner she could just fire a thunder bolt as well and it would have the same effect. Sailor Jupiter wins.

Sailor Venus vs Rhinestone Goomba




Suggested by Destroyer Sailor Venus is a very versatile scout who has a lot of very useful moves. For this fight she will only need one move though and that’s her classic energy blast. Rhinestone Goomba will not be able to dodge such an attack and will just have to do his best to endure it. I don’t think his odds are great and even if he does make it, he has no real counter attack that can be used. Sailor Venus wins.

Deathbird vs Moondragon




Suggested by Sonic Deathbird has a cool set of armor and she is an excellent hand to hand fighter. She would be able to give Moondragon a fair fight in that arena. Ultimately that wouldn’t be enough to win the day though. Moondragon has psychic abilities at her disposal that put her in another tier and she also has her energy shields. When you put those two things together then Deathbird doesn’t really stand much of a chance. She’s just out of attack options. Moondragon wins.

Adam Sharp vs Cam Jansen




Suggested by Sonic Adam Sharp has some gadgets at his disposal but unfortunately for him none of them are particularly powerful ones. They won’t be able to compensate for the age difference here. Adam is only 8 while Cam is between 10-11. Such age gaps don’t matter much the older you get but there is just a big difference between an 8 and a 10 year old. Cam will be able to overpower Adam here and claim a secure victory. Adam will need some kind of good gadget to turn the tables here. Cam Jansen wins.

Gloomba vs Thunder Birdo




Suggested by Sonic This is a match where having a projectile is so important. The Thunder Birdo has the clear advantage here because there just isn’t anything that the Gloomba can really do to get close. He can try to dodge the eggs, but he isn’t fast enough so that’s out of the question. Then you have the difference in size and raw power which means that it will be game over for Gloomba very quickly. This is a match-up he can’t win. Thunder Birdo wins.

Peewee Piranha vs Duck Hunt Dog




Suggested by Sonic I like Duck Hunt Dong as a character well enough I suppose, but I don’t think he will be doing a whole lot here. Peewee Piranha has a lot more raw strength at his disposal and can crush this guy by jumping on him. Peewee is surprisingly fast as well so it’ll be tough for the dog to dodge for very long. Any steps he takes to evade will only delay the inevitable as his attacks don’t have enough oomph behind them to deal any real damage. DHD is out of his league here. Peewee Piranha wins.

Sauron (LOTR) vs Crazy Hand




Suggested by Sonic This is a pretty close match. The Crazy Hand has the same abilities as the Master Hand and is a lot more unpredictable. He can fire off missiles, lasers, and a bunch of other moves. The real question here is whether or not Sauron is fast enough to take this guy down. Sauron does have a good amount of strength and sword techniques so if he lands a few blows then this will be over. I never had a really high opinion of Sauron’s power before but he looked very good in one of the games which boosted him up. I believe his speed will be enough here. Sauron (LOTR) wins.

Ice Hockey Review


I’ve been playing a ton of NES games lately but to the point where I hadn’t actually reviewed them yet. So it’s time to quickly take a look at what some of those titles were and first up is Ice Hockey. It’s a pretty straight forward game that gets you right into the action. As with most of these old sport games there is a certain charm to it although I don’t expect you would be playing this title for very long with all of the newer editions out there.

When you jump into the game you get to go right into the thick of it. I enjoyed around 4-5 games here although I did lose most of them pretty badly. The game is surprisingly high scoring for Hockey as my opponent scored around 20 in one game. In most hockey games I played previously it would be rare to get into double digits much less 20. I also felt like I was blocking pretty well for most of the game as I must have stopped close to 100 shots. It clearly wasn’t enough, but it shows you how fast paced the game is. You can also effect the speed level which is pretty cool. When it’s on its max setting you’re really flying across the field.

The gameplay has aged pretty well except for the passing. Shooting the ball into the net is easy enough but I just couldn’t get the puck to my teammates. They would eagerly stare the puck down by beyond that they would just end up falling back and I would start to get steamrolled. The graphics have definitely aged pretty well considering how old the game is. There was a good amount of effort put into the game and this is the kind of gameplay that just works pretty well for all times.

What ultimately keeps the game back from more of a positive score is definitely the lack of content here. There isn’t a ton of replay value with only one mode to play and after a few rounds you will feel like you’re pretty much playing the same match. This game is perfect for multiplayer so that’s when you should bump up the score another star or two. If you’re on your own then as I mentioned you’ll probably be tired after an hour or so. Considering that the game is free with Switch Online that’s not really a bad bargain though.

Overall, Ice Hockey is a reasonable game. It’s a good way to spend an hour or so, but in a way you’re just checking off a box as you play through all of the NES classic games. Once it’s gone you’ll forget about it pretty quickly. It’s not exactly Madden or Mario and to an extent some games just aren’t meant to last the long run. Titles like Pac Man and Mario will always be a blast no matter in what era you play them and that’s a testament to the amount of detail and design put behind them. To the average game, once 20-30 years have passed it’s probably just going to feel dated.

Overall 5/10