Q-YO Blaster Review


It’s time to look at a game I got for a pretty solid price on the Nintendo Eshop. After buying the latest Super Smash season I had some gold coins to spare and considering this game usually goes for 10 it was a steal. This is your classic bullet hell kind of game. It’s definitely nothing fancy and the game is fairly short, but it makes for a fun ride. I’ll give the game some extra props for actually having a real story mode with an ongoing plot. Even if the story is a little hard to follow.

From what I gather, there is a group of space fighters who have been dealing with a powerful enemy across many planets. They’ve finally tracked him down but he has a few more tricks up his sleeve. Right from the jump I can confirm that not all of the characters make it through this adventure so don’t grow too attached to them. Some of them just weren’t ready for this kind of rumble and it shows. The cutscenes can also get a bit violent which you may not expect from such a seemingly upbeat game. Don’t let the cartoons fool you, the game has some Bendy kind of themes beneath the surface.

Part of what made this game standout to me was the colorful art style. It reminded me a bit of Cuphead and I haven’t even played that game yet. You just get that nice fantasy feel only this time you’re in outer space. The villains range from cartoon type creations to giant abomination type monsters. You really never know what you are going to expect from each level and the constant guessing is what will keep you intrigued. This game is really about being as surreal and out of the box as possible which works out pretty well. It helps the game stand out which is important since the Eshop has almost limitless games at its disposal.

For the gameplay you start out by picking your fighter and weapon of choice. Afterwards you’re thrown into the levels and the idea is to blast away at the enemies in front of you. Grab as many orbs as possible because they let you fire off your super laser more often. Additionally you also have a pulse that turns all enemy bullets into coins so you should definitely save that for when you really need it. It takes a while to reload this so if you use it early on, chances are that you won’t get it again until the next level. You want to pace yourself here although the levels are pretty short. I recommend saving all techniques and power ups for the boss at the end of the level because that’s when it will be most efficient.

After each level you are able to pick a power up to use. By the end of the game you will have them all so it’s really just a matter of which one you want to go after first. The order doesn’t make much of a difference but I do like this approach. It’s always really handy to be able to see your character improve as the game goes on. The length of the game is pretty short though. You should have it completed in around 30 minutes. For replay value you can play the game on hard, but I don’t think that will be a very tempting offer for most. Part of the issue here is that the enemies don’t really get more difficult in terms of attack patterns, mainly they just get a lot more health. It’s hard to beat just about anyone and makes the levels drag on more. I only did around 1 level of hard mode before calling it a day here.

The graphics are pretty nice. As I mentioned earlier, the art style is solid which is important. My only real complaint is that the font color they used was a poor choice. It’s a light blue that seems to camouflage with the various backgrounds throughout the game. That’s just not a very good stylistic choice. You have to strain your eyes to keep up with the text which just feels like a basic mistake. I’ve never had a game mess up with the wording colors before and am surprised it wasn’t caught during play testing. It’s not a huge deal but it is quite noticeable.

Overall, Q-Yo Blaster is a fun bullet hell game. Considering that it’s only a dollar on the Nintendo Switch Eshop right now I’d say that’s a bargain. It’s not particularly long and you may not play it for long but I’ve always said that you can’t go wrong for a dollar. It’ll last you longer than a cheeseburger from McDonalds or any other kind of food that you can buy for that price. You just can’t go wrong here and I think that’s the important thing in all of this. I’d recommend checking it out and testing your reaction times. You’ll need to be fast to dodge all of the attacks.

Overall 6/10

Starscream (Unicron) vs Overlord




Suggested by Sonic This is a pretty tricky fight as well. Starscream has a great amount of power behind his energy blasts and even a cool energy sword here. Meanwhile Overlord was giving Ginrai a hard time and showed a tremendous amount of hand to hand potential. I think this really comes down to speed and right now I would give Overlord the edge there. This is the kind of fight that could go either way though and there’s always a chance Starscream can pull ahead. The fights would be back and forth but my money would be on Overlord more times than not. Overlord wins.

Optimus Primal vs Michelangelo




Suggested by Sonic This is a pretty tricky fight. Usually Primal would completely wreck Michelangelo right from the start. What makes this battle tougher is that Michelangelo actually obtained Chi control in the 2003 TMNT series. This granted him great speed and when you mix that with his tech upgrades from Fast Forward then he finally became a real threat. I don’t think Primal will be able to catch Michelangelo and this really nullifies his power advantage. The strength of each blast doesn’t matter as much when it just can’t land. Michelangelo wins.

Lady Octopus vs Hobgoblin




Suggested by Sonic Lady Octopus has some pretty good tech at her disposal. Her robotic arms in particular will pose the greatest threat to Hobgoblin since it means that he can’t approach her carelessly. He has super strength and a mild healing factor which will buy him some time. The real question is whether or not Hobgoblin’s attacks would be able to break through her barrier. I think they would be able to. His pumpkin bombs have been shown to be pretty powerful and his glider will help him dodge her counter attacks. Hobgoblin wins.

Super Adaptoid vs Roulette (TF)


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Suggested by Sonic The Super Adaptoid is a pretty powerful robot who can absorb a whole lot of abilities. This makes him pretty lethal in combat and he far exceeds Roulette’s abilities. She’s more of a standard Transformer. She has some good energy guns and physical power, but that’s not really going to do much of anything against the Super Adaptoid. He’s really just out of her league at this point and I don’t really see that changing. With Quicksilver’s speed this will be over in an instant. Super Adaptoid wins.

Megaman Trigger vs Blanka




Suggested by Sonic Blanka has some pretty good thunder abilities and is excellent at hand to hand combat. This makes him a very balanced fighter who can really go toe to toe with a variety of opponents. You certainly don’t want to be underestimating this guy. That being said, Megaman Trigger is more than a match for him. Trigger has better projectiles at his disposal and he is also stronger physically so getting in close won’t bother him. Blanka is purely outclassed in terms of destructive ability and that’s going to cost him. Megaman Trigger wins.

Andromeda vs Mr Terrific




Suggested by Destroyer Mr Terrific has a lot of good gadgets at his disposal. His intellect is also high so he is able to think of some pretty good strategies at all times. The problem is that at the end of the day a good strategy can’t completely cancel out a difference in power when the gap is too high. This is one case where Andromeda can just keep spamming energy blasts and that will end the match. Terrific just won’t be able to stop him. Andromeda wins.

Andromeda vs Killer Whale




Suggested by Destroyer A Killer Whale is a pretty fierce animal. It’s never one to back down from a fight and is also quite large so it’s not as though it will be taking any Ls here. At least, that would be the case if Andromeda wasn’t a cosmic level threat capable of vaporizing the entire planet. The Killer Whale has no way to get outside of the attack radius and that will ultimately be his downfall here. Andromeda wins.

Andromeda vs Tiny Tina




Suggested by Destroyer Tiny Tina is a horror character who never backs down from a fight. She can take some powerful swings at you with blunt objects like a pipe. That’s not exactly going to scare Andromeda though. He is a cosmic being who is quite above such things. A single blast would take Tina out and I have my doubts on if she could actually manage to dodge such attacks. If she does then that would be pretty impressive but it would only delay the inevitable. Andromeda wins.

Andromeda vs Stilt Man




Suggested by Destroyer Stilt Man is a pretty cool villain. I’ve never read a comic with him myself but how can you not like the concept of a guy using robotic stilts to fight off the heroes? Andromeda may be amused for an instant but it won’t make a real difference in the fight. Andromeda is still way more powerful than Stilt Man and has the energy blasts to prove it. A single shot should be enough to take Stilt Man down for the count. Andromeda wins.