Murder by Contract Review


It’s time to look at a thriller film from a while ago. It’s a pretty interesting hitman story and the writing/atmosphere keep this movie solid throughout its run. The dialogue is pretty solid and Claude plays a lot of mind games with the other characters. I do think his first boss should have probably been a little more prepared for what happened but I guess in his old age he started to drop his guard a bit more. It’s not exactly beyond the pale for that to happen so I could see it as being pretty reasonable. At most the ending just feels a bit on the lucky side for the character rather than a decisive victory. I would have made it a little different like letting a shot go through instead to stop things.

The movie starts with a guy named Claude deciding to get into the hitman business. The reason for this is that he wants to buy an expensive house and his day job will never get him enough money for it. He wants cash quick and the easiest way to do it is by bumping people off. He quickly manages to get hired into this job and proves to be a natural. Eventually he is given a big job which will really help him earn a ton of money at once. He has to bump off a witness before he can expose the main villain. What Claude didn’t realize is that the witness is actually a lady named Billie. He didn’t want to sign up for a job like this if it meant taking out a lady but there’s no way back. Claude decides to complete his mission but it definitely won’t be a simple one.

Whenever you have a villain as the main character the movie has to take a bit of a different approach. After all, we can’t possibly root for a character like that. So you’re rooting for the cops to stop him even though his target is hinted to not exactly be blameless either. The film has to be careful with the ending as well as the whole adventure so things don’t go too far. I thought this movie did a good job of handling all the points below. The ending is satisfying even if I would have played it differently and Claude’s character is handled well.

Claude seems a bit crazy at times and tends to ramble on about things but his speeches are always interesting to listen too. A quality villain should always be able to plan things out well and in an interesting way. He may be insane but at least he believes in his own ideals. The film has him try to offer up some philosophical takes as the movie goes on. He does have a point that it’s a lot harder to track a hitman than someone with a personal vendetta since there is no motive to be found in his case. This was in the era before smart phones and cameras so it’s also a lot easier for him to go into an area and leave undetected. He doesn’t use guns which also makes things tricky for him although he clearly trained in how to use them as well. When he needs to use a firearm briefly he is able to make a difficult shot with no real effort.

So Claude was a pretty fun villain. Meanwhile the two guys watching over him were pretty solid too. George is always trying to give Claude the benefit of the doubt while Marc plays hard ball with him. They get a lot of solid banter throughout the movie and do have some points about how Claude makes this harder than necessary. Either way it would have been difficult to stop Billie though. To her credit she takes a lot of solid precautions and the cops also look good in their protection. They do their best to really surround her with protection at all times. I do think that it got a bit dicey only having one guard at the end though. I would have liked for him to have looked a little better all things considered. Their only real loss against Claude was due to Billie’s demands. I do question how they didn’t have anyone patrolling the surroundings after the whole TV attempt though.

Part of what makes the film work is that it can also be fairly light hearted in its approach. It has an interesting tone blend there as you know something is going to happen soon but until then the film stays calm. It mirrors Claude’s disposition here as he doesn’t seem to get very invested in anything either. He does the job and then gets out as quickly as possible. Not all of his plans are perfect of course. There is one instance where he decides to act rather faint and realistically I don’t see how this would work. It’s probably the moment in the film where you will have to suspend the most disbelief. It does make for a pretty intense climax though. It reminds you why he became known as such a dangerous person to be up against. At the end of the day he can take anyone out in an instance.

Overall, Murder by Contract is an interesting film and a pretty solid one overall. The writing is solid and the cast of characters are good. There’s one character who is pretty annoying given that she talks about confidential matters with ease. I have to blame the guy who told her as well since they only needed to keep the secret for 1 day to save a life. Is that really so hard? It was a bit plot convenient there but I wouldn’t say unrealistic because this is exactly the kind of thing that could happen at any time. So, if you’re up for a solid action film from the villain’s point of view as they plan a murder this is a good one. I dare say it would be one of the best in its genre as it’s hard to get this one exactly right. It certainly never drags on.

Overall 7/10

Q-YO Blaster Review


It’s time to look at a game I got for a pretty solid price on the Nintendo Eshop. After buying the latest Super Smash season I had some gold coins to spare and considering this game usually goes for 10 it was a steal. This is your classic bullet hell kind of game. It’s definitely nothing fancy and the game is fairly short, but it makes for a fun ride. I’ll give the game some extra props for actually having a real story mode with an ongoing plot. Even if the story is a little hard to follow.

From what I gather, there is a group of space fighters who have been dealing with a powerful enemy across many planets. They’ve finally tracked him down but he has a few more tricks up his sleeve. Right from the jump I can confirm that not all of the characters make it through this adventure so don’t grow too attached to them. Some of them just weren’t ready for this kind of rumble and it shows. The cutscenes can also get a bit violent which you may not expect from such a seemingly upbeat game. Don’t let the cartoons fool you, the game has some Bendy kind of themes beneath the surface.

Part of what made this game standout to me was the colorful art style. It reminded me a bit of Cuphead and I haven’t even played that game yet. You just get that nice fantasy feel only this time you’re in outer space. The villains range from cartoon type creations to giant abomination type monsters. You really never know what you are going to expect from each level and the constant guessing is what will keep you intrigued. This game is really about being as surreal and out of the box as possible which works out pretty well. It helps the game stand out which is important since the Eshop has almost limitless games at its disposal.

For the gameplay you start out by picking your fighter and weapon of choice. Afterwards you’re thrown into the levels and the idea is to blast away at the enemies in front of you. Grab as many orbs as possible because they let you fire off your super laser more often. Additionally you also have a pulse that turns all enemy bullets into coins so you should definitely save that for when you really need it. It takes a while to reload this so if you use it early on, chances are that you won’t get it again until the next level. You want to pace yourself here although the levels are pretty short. I recommend saving all techniques and power ups for the boss at the end of the level because that’s when it will be most efficient.

After each level you are able to pick a power up to use. By the end of the game you will have them all so it’s really just a matter of which one you want to go after first. The order doesn’t make much of a difference but I do like this approach. It’s always really handy to be able to see your character improve as the game goes on. The length of the game is pretty short though. You should have it completed in around 30 minutes. For replay value you can play the game on hard, but I don’t think that will be a very tempting offer for most. Part of the issue here is that the enemies don’t really get more difficult in terms of attack patterns, mainly they just get a lot more health. It’s hard to beat just about anyone and makes the levels drag on more. I only did around 1 level of hard mode before calling it a day here.

The graphics are pretty nice. As I mentioned earlier, the art style is solid which is important. My only real complaint is that the font color they used was a poor choice. It’s a light blue that seems to camouflage with the various backgrounds throughout the game. That’s just not a very good stylistic choice. You have to strain your eyes to keep up with the text which just feels like a basic mistake. I’ve never had a game mess up with the wording colors before and am surprised it wasn’t caught during play testing. It’s not a huge deal but it is quite noticeable.

Overall, Q-Yo Blaster is a fun bullet hell game. Considering that it’s only a dollar on the Nintendo Switch Eshop right now I’d say that’s a bargain. It’s not particularly long and you may not play it for long but I’ve always said that you can’t go wrong for a dollar. It’ll last you longer than a cheeseburger from McDonalds or any other kind of food that you can buy for that price. You just can’t go wrong here and I think that’s the important thing in all of this. I’d recommend checking it out and testing your reaction times. You’ll need to be fast to dodge all of the attacks.

Overall 6/10

Starscream (Unicron) vs Overlord




Suggested by Sonic This is a pretty tricky fight as well. Starscream has a great amount of power behind his energy blasts and even a cool energy sword here. Meanwhile Overlord was giving Ginrai a hard time and showed a tremendous amount of hand to hand potential. I think this really comes down to speed and right now I would give Overlord the edge there. This is the kind of fight that could go either way though and there’s always a chance Starscream can pull ahead. The fights would be back and forth but my money would be on Overlord more times than not. Overlord wins.

Optimus Primal vs Michelangelo




Suggested by Sonic This is a pretty tricky fight. Usually Primal would completely wreck Michelangelo right from the start. What makes this battle tougher is that Michelangelo actually obtained Chi control in the 2003 TMNT series. This granted him great speed and when you mix that with his tech upgrades from Fast Forward then he finally became a real threat. I don’t think Primal will be able to catch Michelangelo and this really nullifies his power advantage. The strength of each blast doesn’t matter as much when it just can’t land. Michelangelo wins.

Lady Octopus vs Hobgoblin




Suggested by Sonic Lady Octopus has some pretty good tech at her disposal. Her robotic arms in particular will pose the greatest threat to Hobgoblin since it means that he can’t approach her carelessly. He has super strength and a mild healing factor which will buy him some time. The real question is whether or not Hobgoblin’s attacks would be able to break through her barrier. I think they would be able to. His pumpkin bombs have been shown to be pretty powerful and his glider will help him dodge her counter attacks. Hobgoblin wins.

Super Adaptoid vs Roulette (TF)


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Suggested by Sonic The Super Adaptoid is a pretty powerful robot who can absorb a whole lot of abilities. This makes him pretty lethal in combat and he far exceeds Roulette’s abilities. She’s more of a standard Transformer. She has some good energy guns and physical power, but that’s not really going to do much of anything against the Super Adaptoid. He’s really just out of her league at this point and I don’t really see that changing. With Quicksilver’s speed this will be over in an instant. Super Adaptoid wins.

Megaman Trigger vs Blanka




Suggested by Sonic Blanka has some pretty good thunder abilities and is excellent at hand to hand combat. This makes him a very balanced fighter who can really go toe to toe with a variety of opponents. You certainly don’t want to be underestimating this guy. That being said, Megaman Trigger is more than a match for him. Trigger has better projectiles at his disposal and he is also stronger physically so getting in close won’t bother him. Blanka is purely outclassed in terms of destructive ability and that’s going to cost him. Megaman Trigger wins.

Andromeda vs Mr Terrific




Suggested by Destroyer Mr Terrific has a lot of good gadgets at his disposal. His intellect is also high so he is able to think of some pretty good strategies at all times. The problem is that at the end of the day a good strategy can’t completely cancel out a difference in power when the gap is too high. This is one case where Andromeda can just keep spamming energy blasts and that will end the match. Terrific just won’t be able to stop him. Andromeda wins.

Andromeda vs Killer Whale




Suggested by Destroyer A Killer Whale is a pretty fierce animal. It’s never one to back down from a fight and is also quite large so it’s not as though it will be taking any Ls here. At least, that would be the case if Andromeda wasn’t a cosmic level threat capable of vaporizing the entire planet. The Killer Whale has no way to get outside of the attack radius and that will ultimately be his downfall here. Andromeda wins.

Andromeda vs Tiny Tina




Suggested by Destroyer Tiny Tina is a horror character who never backs down from a fight. She can take some powerful swings at you with blunt objects like a pipe. That’s not exactly going to scare Andromeda though. He is a cosmic being who is quite above such things. A single blast would take Tina out and I have my doubts on if she could actually manage to dodge such attacks. If she does then that would be pretty impressive but it would only delay the inevitable. Andromeda wins.